I just want to remind anyone who gives a damn : this is my only OFFICIAL WEB PRESENCE.
I am NOT on Twitter.
Why would I tweet every bit of amusing crap I think of? I need every bit of amusing crap I think of for my stand-up show.
Anyone who is claiming to be me on Twitter, Facialbook, MeinSpace or anything else is an effing liar.
Who the hell has enough time on their hands to live their own life AND pretend to be me? But if you do want to be me, can you do some of the bloody ironing please? And wash the car? And go to the STD clinic?
In conclusion : please do not follow any false Steve’s. I am your one and only true Steve.
Thank you all